The cover letter I wish I could send:
-I already have a job so the fact that I am applying for this one means that I am genuinely interested in having it, and people who are genuinely interested in what they do for a living do a better job at it than people who are not.
- Actually I suppose I can’t really speak to that because I do an excellent job at my job even when I’m miserable because I CAN’T EVEN HELP IT.
-Really, though. I’ll be so good at this job, you’ll freak.
-Just invite me in for an interview. You’ll see. I interview really well.
-I probably interview so well because I’m really personable and honest and sharp and well spoken and everybody likes me.
-Well, I don’t know if everybody likes me but I do know that nobody hates me.
-Nobody hates me and nobody knows when I hate them. This could have something to do with those “personable” thing I touched on above. Obviously, it has less to do with the “honest” thing, but that’s just BUSINESS, and I’m sure you already know about BUSINESS.
-That is all, and that should be enough.
